Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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