you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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