How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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