i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Your cock deserves a montage
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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