omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Your penis caused this!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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