Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I'm really busy with my period
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