brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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