Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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