Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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