Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I need water and some morals
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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