Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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