google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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