I feel like I'm in dance class right now
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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