carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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