Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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