You're a womanizer and a bitch.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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