Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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my poor anus
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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