What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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