check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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