I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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