something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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