I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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