As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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