Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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