I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
This baby is an asshole
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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