I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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