did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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