And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
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Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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