Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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