He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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