I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize