Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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