O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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