Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just took my morning after pill in the library
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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