i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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