I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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