your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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