At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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