i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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