i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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