so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
A+ Viking dick
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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