sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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