porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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