we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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