please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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