Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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