I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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