the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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