it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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