Your face is a jimmy john
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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